official complaint

I'm lodging an official complaint against whoever is supposed to be watching these kids.

Today I found Carter trying to cut Avery's fingernails. With actual fingernail clippers. Thank goodness I caught him before he drew any blood.

Then, I caught him trying to shove the bulb syringe (snot sucker) up her nose. Once again, thank goodness I caught him before he sucked out any brains.

Mike thinks we need to get a nanny cam.