During Church:
Mom, are you going to com-minion?
(not to be confused with the little yellow beings from Despicable Me)
After receiving ashes for Ash Wednesday:
That was fun, he rubbed something on my face.
Preface: Dawson went to the bathroom directly before church and then about five minutes into church had to go again. Of course in the bathroom he couldn't go again.
Mike: Dawson, I don't like that you lied to me. You really didn't have to go to the bathroom.
Dawson: Daddy, I didn't lie to you, I lied to myself. And I believed it.
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