And I found you

Well, little Miss Avaroo, Santa wanted me to let you know he is having a difficult time this year with some of your requests.  The problem is, that they don't actually exist.  The elves are trying to get really creative, but they don't know if they can come up with some of these items.  Here is what you asked for this year:

• Clothing for pinky, specifically a costume and a pretty dress.  Remember pinky is a blanket.  They make clothes for adults, children, dolls, dogs, cats, but Santa has never seen clothing for blankets.  Pretty tough to even fathom because where would the head go?  Pinky dosen't have arms or legs so Santa is pretty stumped.
• Request number two:  a lego shirt, specifically a shirt that you can attach legos to.  What a great idea right?  If you are bored or waiting in line you can just play with the legos attached to your shirt! 
• Bed sheets that have christmas lights on them.  You do not want sheets with a picture of christmas lights on them, you want actual sheets that will light up.  Once again, Santa has never even heard of such a thing!  Although they do make shirts that light up, so maybe maybe maybe in some far reaches of the world wide web these could be found? 

Santa has decided that Ava officially recieves the award for most creative Christmas requests!  Maybe you should be an inventor when you grow up!