His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder.
He once had an akward moment, just to see how it feels.
His roundhouse kicks scare Chuck Norris.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
Plant life doesn't often grow in the Saharan desert but he thought those rocks needed more greenery.
Most cameras aren't good enough to take his picture, but when he lets them, he doesn't flich. Ever.
He wears Christmas outfits to Pagan lands. In July.
He is able to will the buffalo back from extinction, even if there is only one left.
He feels ladders are for climbing. Mountains are for a casual stroll.
He shoots gigantic tigers just to make them angry for their wrestling match.
He doesn't often diffuse bombs but when he does, only needs minimal protection.
He is Jason Shadle.
*****By the way, the blog was hijacked by Mike.******
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