Murphy's Law for Moms

Everyone knows Murphy's Law; whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.  I'm finding out that it also heavily applies to motherhood.  Here are some current scenarios that demonstrates this:

• If there is going to be a big loud thunderstorm with loud driving rain and hail, it will occur during naptime, as soon as you get all three children sleeping.  Why thank you so much universe, I really wanted to spend my only quiet time of the day comforting three crying scared children! 
• Your preschooler will pick the WORST possible times to have to use the restroom, especially when you are lugging an infant in a car seat carrier, a handful of library books, a diaper bag and a toddler out of the library.
• If you are out to dinner at a restaurant, all THREE children will choose this time of day for their daily constitutional.  There's nothing more fun than changing two poopy diapers in a dirty restaurant bathroom!  Really helps you work up an appetite.
• The minute you tell someone that your baby is sleeping wonderfully they will wake up every hour on the hour. 
• If you as a mother of a three month old baby decide to put on a half way decent shirt (as in not a t-shirt borrowed from your husband that he has worn since college) your baby will spit up on you, even if it has been two hours since their last feeding.  And it will go through the burp cloth, down your shirt, jeans and onto your socks.  Take that Mom!

I'm sure there are a hundred more examples, but these are my most recent experiences.  Life with a bunch is never dull, that's for sure!