Carter: (walking into the kitchen) It smells like a skunk in here.
Mommy: Sorry kid that's your dinner.
Daddy: (at Carter's preschool for open house) Carter, tell me about your teachers.
Carter: I like Miss Angie. Miss Diane tells me to use an inside voice.
Mommy: Carter, we need to go clean up your room.
Carter: That's impossible! (Then switching tactics because he realizes that one won't work) I like my room dirty, Mom.
Looking through Carter's bookbag from school and seeing a paper that didn't get done.
Mommy: Carter, why didn't you do your work at school?
Carter: My hand was too tired.
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